18-24 October 2020 Jokes Round Up

 This question has has sent tongues rolling on social media, what's your take?

This one is for civil servants 

 

BREAKING NEWS

Zimbabwean civil servants smile all the way to the grave. ZanuPF Mnangagwa's government has given dead civil servants somthing to smile about whilst in the coffin as it will pay a dead civil servants DEATH ALLOWANCE pegged at US$500.

A civil servants has every reason to smile as in his or her death the government will pay him or her 10 times more than he or she was paid during his or her working days.

Samson Ngoma a teacher said  " This government which has failed to give us a salary to buy food means they starve us to death so they can pay a dead man ..This is cruel and satanic!

"You die of hunger for the government to make sure your corpse enjoy. When we want heavenly life we seek it in church.We go to work for earthly things.A government isnt a church  which concentrate on life after death.Please it must give me a living salary kwete nzungu dzavari kutipa idzi". Susan Nyika a nurse angrily said.

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Ndinogadzira mafake death certificate for civil servants inbox...udye mari yako uchiri mupenyu. 

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