25-31 October Jokes Round Up
Ava vakutipinda personari ava. Is it allowed to use God's name in these types of deals? Difficult question this is.... Ichi ndechema jah bhora ichi.
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Twimbos pay tribute to the Luveve Boy, Cal_Vin
On Sunday, the 25the of October 2020, Zimbabweans woke up to sad news after popular musician Cal_Vin "That Luveve Boy" died in a hit and run accident. The highly rated and award winning rapper, real name Mgcini Calvin Nhliziyo was 35. See twimbos reactions below:
Ini ndiri weporno - Gonyeti. See fans reactions.
Samantha Kureya popularly known as Gonyeti in the comedy show, Bustop TV (previously known as P.O. Box ) is a Zimbabwean actress and standup comedian. She recently left after claiming that she is a porn fanatic on twitter. See fan reactions here. Gonyeti needs to specify a few things here.
Chelsea fans go crazy over their new hero while Lampard divides opinion.
Edouardo Mendy was the hero when Chelsea drew Manchester United at Old Traffic on Saturday and many Chelsea fans took to twitter to express their approval. Mendy was even voted Man of The Match by Chelsea fans on twitter. ESPN pointed to Mendy's inspiring story to the top. Lampard Divides Opinion. More reactions from Chelsea fans. N'golo Kante and Thiago Silva were also appreciated.
Bitter Jah Love pens song as ex-wife, Bounty Lisa, delivers baby of Winky D's bouncer.
Popular Zimdancehall change, Soul Jah Love is a bitter man. His infertility is well documented and now the public have been left with no doubt as to who was responsible for the lack of babies in the marriage of "chibaba" and "chimhamha". What's even worse is that Bounty Lisa fell pregnant to a man that hangs around his icon a lot, Pauro Marazanye. SEE PHOTOS BELOW: A pregnant Bounty Lisa. The baby. Pauro and his boss.
18-24 October 2020 Jokes Round Up
This question has has sent tongues rolling on social media, what's your take? This one is for civil servants BREAKING NEWS Zimbabwean civil servants smile all the way to the grave. ZanuPF Mnangagwa's government has given dead civil servants somthing to smile about whilst in the coffin as it will pay a dead civil servants DEATH ALLOWANCE pegged at US$500. A civil servants has every reason to smile as in his or her death the government will pay him or her 10 times more than he or she was paid during his or her working days. Samson Ngoma a teacher said " This government which has failed to give us a salary to buy food means they starve us to death so they can pay a dead man ..This is cruel and satanic! "You die of hunger for the government to make sure your corpse enjoy. When we want heavenly life we seek it in church.We go to work for earthly things.A government isnt a church which concentrate on life after death.Please it must give me a living salary kwete ...